Schmidt relies on Ow-r-shness and Kerk-cher in the Champions League: UEFA explains who they are… – Champions League

Antwerp
Toby Alderweireld – Alda Faye Reild
Jelly Batai – Yell-uh Bat-eye
Jan Botez – John Botez
Richie De Lat – Boring
Arbanor moja – mo kha
Jakub Ondrejka – Yar Kop On Dry Ka

Arsenal
Jacob Kewer – Hey, Koop Kewer
Martin Ødergaard – Erder Gore

Atletico Madrid
Cesar Azpilicueta – Say-zar ath-billy-queta
Çağlar Soyuncu – Charla Su-Inger
Ivo Grbić – Ivo Grbić
Antoine Griezmann – An-twan Gree-ez-man
Cookie – ko kai
Marcos Llorente – Llorentai
Stefan Savic – Savic

Barcelona
Ronald Araujo – A-row-ho (‘row’ to rhyme with ‘cow’) [‘row’ a rimar com ‘cow’])
Ilkay Gundogan – Il-ki Jun-duh-wan
Joao Cancelo – Joe Wow
Joao Felix – Joe Wow Fay Licks
Robert Lewandowski – Lewandowski
Inaki Peña – Inaki Peña

Bayern
Matthijs de Ligt – What’s the matter?
Rafael Guerrero – Goh Ray Rowe
Joshua Kimmich – Yos Wa Kim Ik
Manuel Neuer – Noy Air
Sven Ulreich – First opinion

Benfica
Frederic Orsnes – aw-r-shnes
David Jurassic – Yo-rah-shik
Orkun Kukcu – Kirk Sherr
Tomas Araujo – A-row-ho (‘row’ to rhyme with ‘cow’)

S Braga
Lukacs Hornicek – corneal examination
Joao Moutinho – Mo-Shin-O
Sardar Saçi – Saçi

Celtic
Ryu Hatate – Hatar Tai

Copenhagen
Victor Claesson – Clar Son
Elias Gellert – Yay Gellert
Christian Sorensen – Cern Sin

Red star/Red Star Zvezda (Servai na Zvezda)
Aleksandar Dragovic – Dragovic
Mirko Ivanic – Ivanic
Uros Kapic – Uros Kapic
Vladimir Lucic – Lu Cic
Srjan Mijajlović – Serd yan mi yay le fec
Jovan Mijatović – Jovan Mi-yato-vić
Nemanja Milunović – Nemanja Milunović
Stefan Mitrovic – Mitrovic
Kosta Nedejlikovic – Nedejlikovic
Zoran Popović – Popović
Milan Rodic – Rodic
Marko Stamenic – Stam in Eich
Nikola Vasilievich – Vasil Yayevich

Dortmund
Lukas Nmecha – N-Mecha
Salih Ozcan – Sarli Erez Can

Feyenoord
Thomas Bailin – Bailin
Justin Bigelow – Bai Lou
Lucharel Gertruida – Hairdresser
David Hanko – Hunts Company
Igor Paixao – Pye-show (“show” to rhyme with “cow”)
Luka Ivanushek – Eva-No-Sheets
Bart Newcoop – New Deal
Timon Wellenther – Felin Royta

Galatasaray
Abdul Karim Al Bardaksi – Bar Dak Sher
Gunay Govinc – Goo-ni Goo-Venc
Kazymjan Karataş – Karataş
Kerem Akturkoglu – Akter-ko-loo

Inter
Marko Arnautović – now Toe Fitch
Juan Cuadrado – Code Rado
Stefan de Vrij – Dov Ray
Hakan Calhanoglu – Chal Han Oh Lou
Marcus Thuram – To-Ram

Lazio
Matteo Guendouzi – Gwen Do Zee
Mr. Hisage – Mr. Ho sighed
Ciro Immobile – imo-by-lay
Adam Marušić – Ma Ru Chić
Alessio Romagnoli – Roman Yu Lee

Leipzig
Fabio Carvalho – Car Val U
Emil Forsberg – Forsch Berry
Peter Gulaxy – Joe Lar Chi

lens (LONS)
Ruben Aguilar – Aaj We Yar
Neil Al-Aynawy – Al-Arifa
Przemyslaw Frankowski – Prem Is Waf Frankowski
Morgan Guilafuji – Joey Ah Fu Ji
Fitout Mawasa – Mawasa
Wesley Said – Sa yid

Manchester city
Nathan Acai – nah tan acai
Kevin De Bruyne – De Bruh Neer
Ruben Dias – Ro Ben De Ash
Ederson – Ed Air Sun
Erling Haaland – Erling Haarland (at least that’s how he pronounces it himself)
Mateo Kovacic – Kova Cic

Manchester United
Diogo Dalot – Dalo
Rasmus Hoglund – Hoy Land
Sergio Reguilon – Reg-ee-on

Milan
Olivier Giroud – J. Rou
Luka Jovic – Jovic
Simone Kjaer – Care
Rade Krunic – Staff
Mike Minyan – Min Yun
Tijani Reynders – Reynders
Malik Thiaw-Chow

Naples
Jens Kajusti – Ka Youster
Khvicha Kvaratskhelia – Kwicha Kvaratskhelia
Leo Østegaard – Östi Gore

Newcastle
Fabian Char – Share

Paris Saint-Germain
Ousmane Dembélé – Diem Bye Lay
Marquinhos – Mar Ken Yos
Kylian Mbappé – M-ba-pay
Milan Skriniar – Shukrin Yaar

Porto Club
Stephen Eustaquio – You pile eu
Francisco Conceicao – Con-say-sow (“sow” to rhyme with “cow”)
Marko Grujic – Grujic

Eindhoven Eindhoven
Andre Ramalho – Ramalho
Olivier Buscagli – Boss Kal Yi
Luke de Jong – Look at Jong
Frederik Opegaard – Obi Gore

real madrid
Dani Carvajal – Car Va Hull
Dani Ceballos – SIP IOS
Thibaut Courtois – T-Bo Cor-Tua
Éder Militão – Milly-tow (‘drag’ to rhyme with ‘cow’)
Luka Modric – Rich in resources
Aurelien Chouamini – Chu Mai Nee

Real Sociedad
Ander parentaxia – Baren et Shay A
Ayhan Muñoz – Moon Use

Salzburg
Amar Didik – Dead-itch
Lukas gurna doath – gur na do att
Maurits Kjaergaard – Care-yord
Strahinya Pavlovich – Strahinya, Pav le Vetch
Kamil Piatkowski – Point Cove Ski
Roko Simic – Shem-itch
Luka Soucic – Soucic
Alexa Terzic – Terzic

Seville
Marcos Acuña – A-Ko-Nya
Loek Badi – Lo Ek Pa Dey
Marko Dimitrovic – Dmi-true-fetch
Nemanja Godele – Joe Dele
Ivan Rakitic – Racket itch
Gabriel Su – So (to rhyme with “snow”)

Shakhtar Donetsk
Denil Castillo – CA-ST-O
Iguinaldo – Iggy Naldo
Pedrinho – ped-rin-yo

Union Berlin
Paul Jekyll – Jekyll
Josip Goranović – Josip U. Ranović
Robin Knoch – Kenoker
Frederic Renault – Renault
Jérôme Roussillon – Roux en
Alexander Shulu-Shvolov

Young Boys
Lucas Lakomi – Wacko-me
Anthony Racioppi – Ra is intermittent
David von Palmos – Palmoss

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