We are entering the month of August and the state does not want to know anything else. War doesn’t matter, COVID doesn’t matter, Old Universe doesn’t matter, inflation doesn’t matter, fuel prices don’t matter…. Meanwhile, Maria, turn on the TV and the ball will start. The rest, we’ll see when we get back from vacation. In this sense, the Portuguese are stopping the world. calm!
Speaking of calm… Today we have some summer photos that will make your numb spine shiver. Here’s the advice!
Inside the ZIP file there are more than 100 great photos (for men with thick beards and people of good mood), here is an invitation to download and view all of the photos.
Jokes with humor
The son, already thinking about the future, says to his father:
- Dad, when I grow up I want to be a make-up artist.
- You will not be a make-up artist, this is a gay profession.
For a month, then the son thinks a lot and says to his father:
- Dad, I want to become a hairdresser.
- No, son, this is a gay profession.
Six months later he said to his father again:
- Dad, I have decided that I want to become a dancer.
- No, my son, this is a gay profession.
Moral: I'm 30 now, I'm gay and don't know how to do shit.
Two friends at the clinic door:
So here? What did you come here to do?
I came to take a pregnancy test!
Oh seriously? What a dry!! Do you have many questions?
The friend rolls her eyes.
So what about you, what did you come here to do?
I came to get some vaccinations!
Look... at the clinic!
Husband watching TV reluctantly between a channel with a frank love scene
And another channel has an important football game.
I didn't want to miss a little bit of both and switch from one channel to the other,
In a frantic setting off, he is unable to make up his mind. Asking for advice from the woman:
- Daughter, which one do you think I should see?
The woman's response:
- You already know how to play football, so why not choose the other?
A man was in bed with his amazing new girlfriend.
After they had hot sex,
She spent a long time stroking his testicles.
Something she seemed to enjoy a lot.
- Why do you like to hug my testicles so much?
And her sweet, soft voice answered her:
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Wise people leave the audience in a state of ecstasy
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The Iranian temple received a real blow
Thief returns smartphone after victim appeals 'I'm paying'
Unbelievable picture... Unbelievable
Ca p... lucky. This is born again
Pictures that went viral
Costina tells the story of the wheel and makes people cry (watched the video 5 times)
A police helicopter tries to prevent drug packets from being stolen from a speedboat stuck on the beach
Even the dog surrendered in an operation against drug smuggling
The cat makes friends with the animals he had in the veterinary clinic
There are images of war that will remain forever
One of the best this year so far
And deception, do you like it?
For those who like hand drawing...
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